Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the former CEO of a major insurance firm. Why is he former? Well it seems that nobody has figured out how to raise the dead.
He was last seen having a sandwich at his desk by his executive assistant. When she returned from her lunch thirty minutes later she could not hear him in the office. When he received a phone call that he was expecting, he failed to answer the intercom. She performed her duty and knocked on his door, no answer. Going into the office she found his half eaten lunch on his desk but he could not be found within the office.
She checked with others and nobody had seen him. Security was called.
The security responder knocked on his latrine door. No answer. Opening the door the officer discovered he was not in the room. He called the front desk and asked if his security badge had been used to exit the building. It had not.
With a check of other offices it was discovered the CEO could not be accounted for. The man had vanished.
He was found by a hiker three days later roughly as depicted in the image. I am not allowed to reproduce the actual crime scene photo. This image is close to what I saw.
Police found that only one man entered the building without signing the register. The security officer said he flashed a federal ID and just walked past. He could not remember the man ever leaving he building.
The federal employee’s face does not appear on any of the security cameras. He had conveniently looked away from each camera as he passed. There is no video of either the federal employee or the CEO leaving the office or the building.
Keep in mind that we are talking about the same CEO who while at a conference two weeks earlier answered a reporters question prior to giving his address. He didn’t know the microphone had been turned on or that the local ABC affiliate was recording.
When asked what he thought of everything Obama Care had done for his business he answered. “What you call Obama Care is the Affordable Care Act. As far as all those who attend this conference are concerned you and the rest of the media have named it wrong. It is the Obama Doesn’t Care plan. It has done nothing for the insurance industry except cut our payroll because we let go of almost half our agents. They had nothing to do since with the rate increases needed to cover expenses many policies either have been or are being canceled. The new policies are only from those using the Affordable Care Act because they think it will help them. What it will do is make sure that the men in Washington who have never treated a patient in their lives can make a decision on if they deserve to be treated based on what the treatment costs and if the person will live long enough to make it worth treating them. So any person over the age of fifty is less likely to receive treatment because their life expectancy is on to age eighty five. That means the person will not pay enough taxes to cover their treatment, so no treatment will be approved.”
At this point he was called by another person and excused himself.
I gave a guarantee of anonymity to the person who allowed me to listen and transcribe the recording. So that the person will not be narrowed down I have also failed to identify the affiliate other than by network.
Due diligence could identify the CEO for he is the only one who changed within six months after the conference.
I fully expect a knock on my door from someone representing a federal agency because I am publishing this. I will tell you that unless I can confirm the identity of any persons who arrive they will not be admitted into my residence. If for some reason I fail to continue this blog I will say, it has been nice knowing you and I hope you have enjoyed the articles, graphics and stories that I posted.