I didn’t actually expect the ghost to show up when we called it.
The timing was for midnight because they say that is the best time.
Neither My wife or I are ghost hunters.
We were just curious.
This thing pops into a chair and starts screaming!
My wife seems to have lost her voice.
Surprise is my guess for the culprit.
I’m not thrilled, this could get bad fast.
How or why, I don’t know.
Talking to ghosts and calling them are not our area of expertise.
She is a lawyer and I’m a sheriff’s deputy.
Will this help or hurt my chance for election in November?
Why couldn’t I just have become sheriff without this?
Would you vote for me?