Wow, an imitation on a totem pole.
Umm that isn’t a totem, it’s a tiki.
Not even close, but either way he is stuck up there.
Looks like one of those surfers.
I figure some father didn’t like his daughter dating so tacked him out-of-the-way.
And you said I wasn’t close, tacked instead of awled?
Hey I’m allowed to be as vague as you.
So who is the daddy who put him up there?
Not a surfer is my guess.
A carpenter would have the tools.
Maybe we can trace them back and find out who’s they were.
Shall we leave getting him down for the rescue crew?
So would this happen if your daughter dated the wrong guy?