I’ve heard humans claim to be hoofing it when they walk.
Yet none of them even wear hooves for shoes.
This is the reality of going for a stroll with hooves.
We have come among you to demonstrate.
Hoofing it is not something you do, it is a way of life.
Live it then claim it.
Wear the hooves as shoes if you must.
Never claim that which you haven’t done or earned.
We hoof it.
You walk and call it hoofing.
Care to try it?